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MY SUPER DUTY'S 'MAN STEP'

JUS' FOR MR. HOWIE

I had a little camo thrown on the sides of my truck.

My wife thought my tailgate message might be a little strong, but I think my license plate tells 'em what's in store, if they 'jack' with me.

Right side of my back bumper

Left side of my back bumper

Can't read what I've had printed on the 'Handle' of my 'Man Step'? It says 'F--- You Howie'.

I betcha can read this.

I felt compelled to take the Inconsiderate Azzole sticker off and put this'un on. Please Notice my sticker on my rear windshield. And, Buck anyone who doesn't like it.

This'un is a little easier to read.

IT JUST KINDA 'RILES' ME TO SEE 'BIG SHOT' HOWIE LONG ON HIS CHEVROLET ADS TEASING AND RAILING FORD OWNERS FOR HAVING A 'MAN STEP', AS HE CALLS IT, ON THEIR TAILGATES.

WELL, WAIT TILL HE'S IN HIS 70'S, HAD CANCER, HAD A MULTITUDE OF BACK OPERATIONS, BOTH KNEES REPLACED (AT ONE TIME), AND LET'S SEE WHAT HE CALLS IT THEN......A 'PUSSY BAR'?

MY SWEET WIFE SAYS I'M MORE THAN A TAD ORNERY IN MY OLD AGE, BUT I KNOW SHE WUZ JUS KID'N, SO I HAD SOME LITTLE NOTES PUT ON MY 'MAN STEP' AND THE 'GRAB BAR' SO I AND EVERYONE WHO SEES IT CAN GET A LITTLE 'CHUCKLE'.

YOU MAY ALSO.......

I APOLOGIZE HOWIE....BUT YOU STARTED IT.

BRANDON MAY NOT EVEN PRINT THESE PICS, I DUNNO. I SURE AS HECK CAN'T BLAME HIM IF HE DOESN'T.

THE NEXT PIC IS MY TAILGATE CLOSED, AND THE LITTLE MESSAGE I HAVE FOR ALL THE INCONSIDERATE DRIVERS WHO STAY IN THE LEFT 'PASS'N' LANE LIKE THEY OWN IT.

WHEN I FINALLY GET IN FRONT OF THEM, I SLOW DOWN WHERE THEY CAN'T HELP BUT READ IT.

AND THE DODGE'S HERE. DAMN, THEY NEED THREE LANES OF TRAFFIC, A FAST LANE, A SLOW LANE, AND A DODGE LANE. IF YOU EVER SEE A WHOLE LOT OF CARS 'STACKED UP', I GUARANTEE THE VEHICLE THAT'S HOLDING EVERYTHING UP IS DRIVING A DODGE.

YES, THERE ARE A FEW GOOD DODGE DRIVERS AROUND, BUT MOST OF I'VE SEEN ARE SLOW, SLOW, especially in this town of retirees.

ORNERY? NA..... THEN A PIC OF THE TRUCK ITSELF.

MY TRUCK IS A 2011 F-250, FORD (OF COURSE) 4-DOOR, 4-WHEEL DRIVE, HAS THE 6.7L DIESEL ENGINE AND GETS A WHOPPING 17 MPG RUNNING 'NAKED' AND 14.5 MPG PULLING OUR 30' 5TH WHEEL IN THE COLORADO MOUNTAINS. I LOVE IT, MUCH BETTER THAN MY 2010 F-250 4X4X4 WITH 6.0L THAT GOT 10 MPG. AND IT'S MUCH FASTER ALSO.

IT WILL FLAT DAB 'SHEET AND GEET'.

WELL, I CAN'T GET INTO TOO DANG MUCH MORE TROUBLE AFTER THE 'MAN STEP' MESSAGES, AND I'M ON A PRETTY GOOD 'ROLL', SO I PUT IN SOME PICS OF MY BUMPER STICKERS IN HERE, ALSO.

IF THEY OFFEND YOU, SO BE IT.

OH, DID'JA NOTICE MY LICENSE PLATE?

HERE'S SOMETHING ELSE YOU MAY GET A CHUCKLE OUT OF: WE HAVE SOME LITTLE PRIKS HERE (YOU MAY ALSO) WHO LIKE TO PLAY THAT STUPID BASS 'THUMPING' MUSIC REAL LOUD, SO I CARRY A BOAT COMPRESSED 'AIR HORN' IN THE DRIVERS SIDE DOOR PANEL OF MY TRUCK JUST IN CASE A CARLOAD OF THE INCONSIDERATE LITTLE AZZOLES PULLS UP BESIDE ME, I GIVE 'EM A HELLOVA BLAST OF 'MY MUSIC' HAR HAR HAR HAR

THEY SURE TURN IT DOWN.....OR OFF!

WELL, I MIGHT BE JUS A LITTLE BIT ORNERY....

BUT, I'M SURE GLAD I WUZ BORNDED IN TEXAS, CAUSE I DON'T THINK ANY OTHER STATE WOULD LIKE ME 'EXPRESS MYSELF' LIKE I LIKE TO DO....HAR HAR AND I KNOW I WOULDN'T LIKE THEM LIKE I DO TEXAS.

HAVE A GOOD'UN, AND PLEASE SAY A PRAYER FOR ALL OF OUR PAST AND PRESENT SERVICE MEN AND WOMEN, FOR THEM KEEPING OUR COUNTRY SAFE SO WE CAN PURSUE OUR LITTLE HOBBIES.

TRY TO ALWAYS BE IN A GOOD MOOD, IT'LL MAKE YOUR BUDDIES WONDER WHAT'CHA BEEN UP TO.

IF YOU'RE BORED, CHECK OUT MY OLD '37 FORD FLATHEAD V8-60 IN A '73 CB-750 HONDA FRAME, MY '49 MERC, MY '50 PICK'EM UP TRUCK, AND MY WIFE'S '47 TEARDROP TRAILER.

HAVE A GOOD'UN. OlePhart


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Comments

ghpcnm on May 11, 2011 said:

Hey there Phart...I like that step. My son has one on his SD and he's only 36.

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OlePhart on May 11, 2011 said:

Hey Thanks, I don't feel quite so old now.

No, I think they are extremely handy, I really do.

I had both my knees replaced in September and I could get in and out of the back of my truck in November, using this step and 'hand hold' whatever it's called, so I like 'em.

Chevy and Dodge will both have them before too long and poor ole Howie will be out of a job. har har

Have a good'un.

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ghpcnm on May 11, 2011 said:

By the way...Gotta love those bumper stickers. I think we're out of the same cut of cloth. Hope to meet you some day for java and shootin' the shit.

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OlePhart on May 12, 2011 said:

I do appreciate that.

I hope so also.

'Times run'n out'.

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v8b2000 on May 18, 2011 said:

Hey Phart, check out my SD with the MAN step, http://www.americantorque.com/page/0/1433/. Just another proud Ford owner that says FUCK YOU to that panty-waist piece of shit HOWIE! How this guy can claim NFL fame is beyond me.

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Anonymous on May 18, 2011 said:

Ha Ha, I LOVE IT! I wonder if Howie is gonna be crawling into his Cheby when he is old and decrepit like me.

I bet if we all knew it, he owns and drives a FORD.

I really don't hold anything against Howie, he's just making any money and old worn out 'jock' can.

But, I did not care for him continually 'jabbing' at Terry Bradshaw when they were on that TV football show.

I hold Terry Bradshaw in very high esteem. OlePhart

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ghpcnm on Feb 9, 2012 said:

Hey there, Phart...How ya doin' ?

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OlePhart on Feb 10, 2012 said:

It's OlePhart, Phart. And, I'm doing fine for an OlePhart.....

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